BAM! IN YOUR FUCKIN FACE!

I FUCKING LOVE Girlscout Cookies. And that doesnt have some sort of hidden meaning. Every year for some reason I am surprised by the arrival of these legendary delicious snacks. HOWEVER, the only ones I can stomach are these. The Samoas. Enjoy, America.

Barack Obama

I love this guy. I dont even know anything about his platform. But check out this face. I like a president who can have a face that says:
"What... the FUCK... did you just say to me?"

How to

I'm walking in the book store and I see standard books with standard titles. And I cant help but notice the amount of books that begin with "How to". EVEN books that have no intention of telling you how to do anything. This is just the authors way of saying:

"Hello consumer. I see you're on your way to purchasing a book. Well why not buy this one? After all, look at how clever the author is by deciding to label it a how to book when clearly its not. OH I'VE PULLED A FAST ONE ON YOU, CONSUMER! MY CLEVERNESS AND CAPACITY FOR WIT KNOWS NO BOUNDS! Surely I'm going to win some sort of prize for my originality. Oh, wait. Hold on a second. It appears that EVERY OTHER GODDAMN BOOK is using the same failing attempt at humor. I guess I'm a douchebag after all."

Anyways, I'm sure that goes through the mind of every author at some point.

After all, who needs a book to figure out how to live. wtf.

Genius Idea

Ok, Its been an interesting holiday season. But all that's over now, I got a kick ass watch and we're moving on.

A friend of mine sent me an activity invite on facebook. Apparently the creator of this activity has promised to release wolves into the superbowl so long as he gets 50,000 members who join his group.

This has easily got to be the most creative, interesting, and hilarious idea that anyone has put forth. I love it, I have joined this group and I encourage all others to do so as well. I am simply awe-struck at the possibilities. I really really really really hope this guy is serious. But he probably isn't. But guess who's tuning into the superbowl this year to find out. This guy.